February 21, 2008

February 20, 2008

I think I found my calling...?

(a little late now, but...)




I could win it all!!!

Watchwords - February



VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Every year, the Annals of Improbable Research
gives out Ig Nobel Prizes to researchers whose work "cannot or should
not be reproduced." Last year, awards were conferred upon chemists who
managed to extract vanilla flavoring from cow manure, scientists who
found that impotency drugs help hamsters to recover quickly from jet lag,
and linguists who discovered that rats can't distinguish between someone
speaking Dutch backward and someone speaking Japanese backward. I
sincerely hope you will do nothing in the coming weeks that would
resemble these efforts, Virgo. Please double-check to make sure that
your considerable mental talents are engaged in tracking down
information that will be truly useful. Don't get sidetracked by trivial data,
irrelevant details, and wild goose chases.

January 23, 2008

3 pm...

...and i'm going to bed.

i'm done with this day and want a new one.

December 27, 2007

November 8, 2007

Deliciously Subversive

Have you met Wonder Showzen?

"Watch this video! Watch this video!"

October 16, 2007

I miss you, Fat Cow...

"Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom."

Clifford Stoll

A Resurgence?

Ostensibly! (see links below):


Ruffled Pirate Shirts



Banana Hammocks



Other Gaffes

But do I still have to hide it from Mom?

September 4, 2007

Oh that's RICH!

No! No, actually, he is...apparently.

From Friendster (which is so last millenium!):

"only hot people and white people can add me: davidrich919@yahoo.com"

hot, white people? he's all yours.

August 9, 2007

Not to get all political...

(see boozhy for that)



but she's got a point!

August 7, 2007

It's History...

Or his.

Or mine. Or ours.

...Or maybe theirs?

Don't worry, there's lots of pretty pictures:

Him4himstory

August 2, 2007

Attention Rat Racers!!

Give pause a moment...



a little soft shoe: side-step, shuffle-shuffle, side-step...arms spread wi-i-i-de, hands ex-TEND-ed...and...done.

thanks for listening/watching.

carry on!

May 31, 2007

We are SO losing our edge...

This (and could they have found a more perfect correspondent?) goes with this, this and this.

All of which go with this...which then goes with this.

That leads to this...which then leads to this (see comment thread)??


wait.

let's start over.

WHAT did the estonians do?!?!

May 30, 2007

A Stitch...

"VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your relationship with time seems to be one of
your biggest problems. There's never enough of it. You're always fighting
against the limitations it imposes. It frustrates you and even hurts you.
But let me ask you this: Can you imagine yourself cultivating a more
friendly and cunning relationship with time? Are you able to visualize the
prospect of you and time becoming more like allies than adversaries? How
would it feel to regard time as a loving taskmaster that compels you to
realize you can't do everything and must therefore focus on only your
brightest dreams and truest pleasures? This is a perfect moment,
astrologically speaking, for you to attempt this magic."

- Rob Brezsny

March 13, 2007

"Pick ME!! Pick ME!!!"

Three words. And I quote: Gay. Sadistic. Bloggers.

via Gawker


P.S. - please read "the Real JR"'s comment in full. you'll thank me.

March 5, 2007

I so relate...

Basically I'm complicated
I have a hard time taking the easy way
I wouldn't call it schizophrenia
But I'll be at least 2 people today

If that's okay

And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?

It's deep how you can be so shallow
And I'm afraid cause I have no fear
And I didn't believe in magic
Until I watched you disappear

I wish you were here

And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?

You see, everybody is somebody
But nobody wants to be themselves
and If I ever wanted to understand me
I'll have to talk to someone else

Cause every little bit helps

And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?

~ "Who Cares?", Gnarls Barkley

Jesus viewed my friendster profile

touch is such a blessing. it really only hit home this weekend (i'm late to the party again, perhaps). another's physical presence can be such a comfort, yet i only realized it in its absence. i swear to myself that next time...NEXT time...i will be aware; i will appreciate; i will wallow in the experience of touching and being touched.

February 13, 2007

Spatial





If you walked in my shoes...

just 'round the way:


Magic's Johnson

and



The Ft. Greene Meet Market