Almost there!

THURSDAY...

East Village -

• Everything brunch will be redefined with the opening of PERMANENT BRUNCH tonight. From two people behind two of my favorite places (Tillman's in Chelsea and The Redhead in the East Village) is spawned this all-brunch, all the time restaurant. Can you imagine? A place where brunch never ends!?!? Heaven! Plus, they have a bacon MENU!? Dear god...what have I done to deserve this and what will happen if I KEEP doing whatever it is??

West Village -

• Don't forget!...That crazy funny bitch, Robbyne Kaamil, is performing her one-woman show two last times before she takes it on the road for the rest of the year. It's RAW & REAL and at the Duplex at 7pm. (Word to the wise from Robbyne: Make a reservation! This shit's gonna be FULL!)

Lower (LOWER) East Side -

• Ryan McGinley and Greg Krelenstein throw a "post-gay" (if you will) gay party at B.East called MAIN MAN that manages to be chill despite being scene-worthy.

Chelsea -

• Mr. Grimes keeps it fancy (but not TOO...) at CODE @ the Eagle with a slick laptop set-up for djing. Don't forget your boots!

FRIDAY...

West Village -

• As he is EVERY Friday, Mr. Williamson is starting the weekend with GUSTO! Why not join?

East Village -

• It's a FRISKY DISCO with Corey TuT spinning a saccharine sweet-n-sour mix. Go-go by Matthew Camp (Thanks, UBERMENSCH!) and a surprise blast from the past. Oh the suspen(is)e!

Hudson River -

• Mr. Rafferty and the boys of SPANK want to take you on a three-hour tour...if you got a ticket already. If not, SPANK BOAT PARTY is SOLD OUT kids! What will you do!? Oh. Maybe go to the SECOND release party next Thursday at the Hose? Yeah.

Chelsea -

• Get in on the ground floor...sorry...basement, as Robert Valin and DeMarko kick off KAKE, a new kind of party (with an old reference for a name) at the Chelsea Hotel.

A HEAD...

• Pines Party: ENDLESS SUMMER is Saturday. Get deets here: www.pinesparty.com.

• Boys, Boots & Beards with Michael T., Ricardo Studmuffin, Alon/Zoltar, Shaquanda Coca Mulatta and yours truly, is back at HUGS in fair Billyburg next Friday, July 31st. Come squeeze in one last good time before the month ends.

More soon!

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