September 1, 2009

Emailing with Dad/Weighing...or Wading? in...


Oooo! I'm steppin' in it! (It's a lot to read...)

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"My apologies to those for whom this email is unwelcome. I'm assuming all of you are on Dad's email list already, but - if not...and if you'd like to not receive communications from me like this in the future - please don't hesitate to let me know.

Dad -

It IS wonderfully eloquent in its expression of the author's selfishness and racism.

Eloquence doesn't cover the fact that the message is essentially xenophobic; xenophobia stemming from an exaggerated national sense of entitlement ("We were here first. We're Americans. We deserve this...not you.").

Perhaps my source for the following scripture would only serve to underline the author's "frustration", i.e. - lack of compassion (it's translated into Spanish after all!), yet - regardless - I think this verse (and the cross-referenced verses) speaks to the public health insurance matter decidedly more eloquently, while leaving out the underlying greed and hatred: "The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'"

While I would argue there's no real need for further justification of a public health option (and to think Americans consider Europeans godless?!), I am aware that there are a multitude of arguments and rationalizations many would make to counter my assertion. Certainly, I would agree charity that is not coerced is much preferred over charity that is, however, in addition to the good that public health care would do, I believe that a public health insurance option would also serve to save all of us money. At this point, this author and those who think like her are not unlike lobbyists arguing for Ma Bell when the government was breaking the Telephone monopoly up. In a corporatocracy like I believe America has become, pharmaceutical companies and HMOs can name their price for their goods and services, and have! Admittedly, the high cost of education of doctors, other medical personnel and research technicians, equipment and facilities for medical care and pharmaceutical production and advancement does not make any healthcare option cheap. However, in a world dominated by Wal-Mart (I'm looking at you, Red States) and a firm belief in bulk-buying power, I cannot believe so few can see the advantages of such a system for healthcare insurance.

In my opinion, we're being asked, as a country, to face some very harsh realities and some of us are acting like toddlers on the playground, refusing to give up our swing.

I may not agree with everything the Obama administration is doing or everything that's in the Affordable Health Choices Act, but at least something is being done. Nothing is ever perfect the first time you do it, but in doing, you learn, and in learning, you refine, and in refining, you eventually achieve progress. This, to me, is the much preferred option (especially since there's a chance we might actually succeed!? Imagine!) over playing ostriches, hiding our heads in the sand to deny the change that's all around us.

Bottom line: This (healthcare/elder care) is going to be an even bigger problem then it already is very soon. We have to do something about it. Period. And whether they/we like it or not, the Millers and their ilk/us are already wrapped up far enough in it we had better start being a part of the solution if we want there to BE any solution.

Duane

P.S. - I must have missed the part in the healthcare reform bill that stipulated we all learn Spanish. Where was that part? And why would that be such a bad thing, exactly??

-d-

On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 9:05 AM, David Roggendorff wrote:


This is an interesting letter that expresses so eloquently the frustration of these individuals towards the organizations originally embodied to help us.
This was sent to Mr. Rand who is the Executive Director of AARP

Dear Mr. Rand,
Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed membership in AARP by the requested date. I know it is not what you were looking for, but this is the most honest response I can give you. Our gap in coverage is merely a microscopic symptom of the real problem, a deepening lack of faith.

While we have proudly maintained our membership for several years and have long admired the AARP goals and principles, regrettably, we can no longer endorse it's abdication of our values. Your letter specifically stated that we can count on AARP to speak up for our rights, yet the voice we hear is not ours. Your offer of being kept up to date on important issues through DIVIDED WE FAIL presents neither an impartial view nor the one we have come to embrace. We do believe that when two parties agree all the time on everything presented to them, one is probably not necessary. But, when the opinions and long term goals are diametrically opposed, the divorce is imminent. This is the philosophy which spawned our 200 years of government.

Once upon a time, we looked forward to being part of the senior demographic. We also looked to AARP to provide certain benefits and give our voice a power we could not possibly hope to achieve on our own. AARP gave us a sense of belonging which we no longer enjoy. The Socialist politics practiced by the Obama administration and empowered by AARP serves only to raise the blood pressure my medical insurance strives to contain. Clearly a conflict of interest there!

We do not understand the AARP posture, feel greatly betrayed by the guiding forces whom we expected to map out our senior years and leave your ranks with a great sense of regret. We mitigate that disappointment with the relief of knowing that we are not contributing to the problem anymore by renewing our membership. There are numerous other organizations which offer discounts without threatening our way of life or offending our sensibilities.

This Presidential Administration scares the living daylights out of us. Not just for ourselves, but for our proud and bloodstained heritage,but even more importantly for our children and grandchildren. Washington has rendered Soylent Green a prophetic cautionary tale rather than a nonfiction scare tactic. I have never in my life endorsed any militant or radical groups, yet now I find myself listening to them. I don't have to agree with them to appreciate the fear which birthed their existence. Their borderline insanity presents little more than a balance to the voice of the Socialist mindset in power. Perhaps I became American by a great stroke of luck in some cosmic uterine lottery, but in my adulthood I CHOOSE to embrace it and nurture the freedoms it represents as well as the responsibilities it requires.

Your website generously offers us the opportunity to receive all communication in Spanish. ARE YOU KIDDING??? Someone has broken into our 'house', invaded our home without our invitation or consent. The President has insisted we keep the perpetrator in comfort and learn the perp language so we can communicate our reluctant welcome to them.

I DON'T choose to welcome them.
I DON'T choose to support them.
I DON'T choose to educate them.
I DON'T choose to medicate them, pay for their food or clothing.
American home invaders get arrested.

Please explain to me why foreign lawbreakers can enjoy privileges on American soil that Americans do not get?

Why do some immigrants have to play the game to be welcomed and others only have to break & enter to be welcomed?

We travel for a living. Walt hauls horses all over this great country, averaging over 10,000 miles a month when he is out there. He meets more people than a politician on caffeine overdose. Of all the many good folks he enjoyed on this last 10,000 miles, this trip yielded only ONE supporter of the current administration. One of us is out of touch with mainstream America. Since our poll is conducted without funding, I have more faith in it than one which is power driven.

We have decided to forward this to everyone on our mailing list, and will encourage them to do the same. With several hundred in my address book, I have every faith that the eventual exponential factor will make a credible statement to you.

I am disappointed as [expletive deleted].
I am scared as [expletive deleted].
I am MAD as [expletive deleted], and I'm NOT gonna take it anymore!
Walt & Cyndy
Miller Farms Equine Transport

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Thx, David

The Dodgeball Side of the Pool...

McCarren Pool closed as a concert venue a little over a year ago, and in its honor, I thought I'd post a little piece I wrote after attending the next to last concert it was open. A bit more grandiose and flowery than my usual, but hey...style evolves, no?:

The dodgeball side of the pool (on the right when coming in) was perfection. Everyone on point, down to the gawkish boy studiously "reading" a novel in awkwardly nerdy exhibitionism on the steps.


The slip and slide side however was the polar opposite. Everyone either trying too hard, not trying hard enough, or just simply not hitting it.

Was it the sun favoring one? Was it figurative, with the dodgeball game occupying the deep end of the pool, possibly raising subconscious allusions to symbolic, sartorial or intellectual depth or even to witticisms referencing the gene pool? Was it the grounding nature of competitve sport with its more traditionally gendered context that was allowing individuals freedom to play, however subtly, with the ideals of beauty and handsomeness...or maybe for the observer to be struck by the contrast?


Whatever it was, it seemed a blanket distinction without exception...regardless how almost identical individuals from opposite sides may have appeared. I would have been willing to bet I could have found two guys with the exact same tattoo from opposite sides of the pool and one's body art would transcend all previously known body-mod art while the other would be so gauche as to make one shiver.

Rather than look longer, however, for once I forsook my socio-anthropological mandate, grabbed another beer and just basked in the "rightness" that was that perfect summer Sunday.


August 30, 2009

Mind-blowing

...and amazing...

August 22, 2009

Go On Without Me

I'm getting my nature on this weekend - gonna be out of pocket until Monday - so this run-down's gonna be quick.
Basically, I'll be elsewhere, you'll be here, and this is where you should go:

FRIDAY (now)....

What's Going On

Lower East Side -
  • Mr. Halm draws. Beautifully.

    Mr. King spins. Epically.

    Tonight. 6-8pm. Envoy Gallery. ONE DAY AT A TIME. After party. Home Sweet Home. 8-10pm. Downstairs.
East Village -
  • Big Ragoo hosts CLEAN at the Fortune Cookie Lounge. Sounds all innocent, du'n't it? It's not. Not by half.

  • Mr. TuT and legwarmers should help you slim down at FRISKERCISE, the new Jane Bombed-a workout for geiz.
Flatiron District -
  • mr. Black enters week(end) two at the new space. Seattle's DJ Colby B returning to GARY 49 and Ms. Fox's birthday give you plenty to celebrate.
West Village -
  • Downtown, TUBWAY's (serving your nerves at Black Saturdays) DJ Nita kicks her birthday weekend off at the Sullivan Room for In2Deep NYC's REDNESS' BIG BIRTHDAY PROM. Not sure who Redness is, but you can just think of it as an occasion to dress up (or out) for Nita's birthday. Got it?

Where I'll Be

The Woods -
  • See opening paragraph.

SATURDAY...

What's Going On

Park Avenue -
  • SUMMER STREETS takes over Park Avenue and connecting streets from Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park (76th Street) for the last time this Saturday. Battle! Vogue in the street! Bring it!
East Village -
  • Mr. Ralston (a/k/a Deputy) gives you ori-ginal visuals at TWEET No. 4 at The Hose.
Flatiron District -
  • Don't forget TUBWAY! Nita's birthday: Day Two...
P-Town -

Where I'll Be

NATURE -
  • Getting back to it...

SUNDAY...

What's Going On
Gowanus -
  • Mr. Harkin and co. conclude their unofficial Detroit sound trifecta at this week's SUNDAY BEST with guest Theo Parrish. Only two more SB's to go for the summer and the last gives us DJ Harvey!
Hell's Kitchen -
  • DJs Severino (Horsemeat Disco) and W. Jeremy (House of Stank: ADDICT! Remember?) join Lady, Malik and Matt at (ROOF)TOP at Hudson Terrace.
West Soho -
  • My loves Desiand Lady preside once again over VANDAM, one of the cutest parties New York nightlife has to offer.

Where I'll Be

EARTH -
  • Au naturel!

MONDAY...

What's Going On

New Jersey -
  • The Gaytrippin' crew take you for a ride where you'll end up SOAKIN' WET...but you'll welcome their "exploitation", I promise.

Where I'll Be

Prospect Heights -
  • Brooklyn Gays! Do you live in Ft. Greene, the Slope or Bococa (so stupid)? Mr. Stern hosts a "mixer", if you will, at WASHINGTON COMMONS to get you all together. Won't you be my gaybor?

ONGOING...

West Village -
  • Mr. McGovern's performing his GLAAD Award nominated one-man show, DIRTY STUFF, to rave reviews at the Actor's Playhouse this August. he appears as part of the New York International Fringe Festival. One man, multiple makeovers! Buy tickets NOW!
Chelsea -
  • NAKED (and SIZE MATTERS) are two shows at Paul Kasmin Gallery 'til Sept. 19th that you'll want to see...when the gallery reopens in Sept. Eh-heh! (Hat tip, Mr. Cisneros) Sorry if you went and they were closed, kids! I'm new to the ways of the art world...


COMING...

Noho -
  • Mr. Guthals' band, KIND MONITOR performs at Joe's Pub Sunday, August 30th at 8pm. Get in now and be able to say you knew them when.
Da Bronx -

***Special Note (Week 4)***

Paul Vitale is living upstate for the summer and is using his time (aside from training to be the next Julia Child/Barefoot Countessa) to raise money for medical research on Alzheimer's Disease. He's going to walk the Memory Walk on September 26th as well as run the Rochester Half-Marathon and is raising donations for both at his DONATION PAGE. Visit soon and help him meet surpass his goal.

-d-

August 19, 2009

TUESDAY (now)....

What's Going On

Lower East Side -
  • Polaroids by some of our favorite shutterbugs are being shown at a SPANKzine curated, one day exhibition, OH SNAP! at Envoy Gallery. After party downstairs at Home Sweet Home to follow. After after party at Eastern Bloc with Spank DJs Sean B. and Will.
Union Square -
  • Regina Spektor performs new material from her new album while Kurt Anderson reads new material from his new book...or something.
Hell's Kitchen -

Where I'll Be

Nunya -
  • Dink!

WEDNESDAY...

What's Going On

Cherry Grove -
  • Mr. TuT's back out at the Ice Palace for another LIVE AND ACOUSTIC performance. With "Moonlit skinny dippin after the show!" promised, this is a can't-miss!

Where I'll Be

Soho -
  • Mr. Kost and M'Lady host a special SALON GRANDE with guest, Eric Shiner - a curator at the Andy Warhol Museum - who will be screening 13 of Andyl's screentests. DJ Severino Panzetta of Horsemeat Disco fame and a free champagne bar from 7 to 8pm round out the night's offerings.
East Village -
  • Mr. Magnan and Mr. Sparber join forces to bring you a DEE-LITE! flavored GOOD TIMES at Eastern Bloc.

THURSDAY...

What's Going On
  • Stuff. Swear.

Where I'll Be

East Village -
  • New party from Spank DJ Sean B., bi-weekly at The Hose OOPS!. Mr. Dowling is one of two guest DJs this week.

ONGOING...

West Village -
  • Mr. McGovern's performing his GLAAD Award nominated one-man show (to rave reviews) DIRTY STUFF five times in August at the Actor's Playhouse as part of the Fringe Festival. One man, multiple personalities. You won't be able to look away! Buy tickets NOW!
Park Avenue -
  • SUMMER STREETS takes over Park Avenue and connecting streets from Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park (76th Street) for the last time this coming Saturday. Get out in the street!
Chelsea -
  • NAKED (and SIZE MATTERS) are two shows at Paul Kasmin Gallery 'til Sept. 19th that you'll want to see...when the gallery reopens in Sept. Eh-heh! (Hat tip, Mr. Cisneros) Sorry if you went and they were closed, kids! I'm new to the ways of the art world...

***Special Note (Week 4)***

Paul Vitale is living upstate for the summer and is using his time to raise money for medical research on Alzheimer's Disease. He's going to walk the Memory Walk on September 26th and run the Rochester Half-Marathon and is raising donations through both at his DONATION PAGE he's created to make it easy for us all. Visit soon and help him meet his goal.

-d-

August 14, 2009

It's All Inside...

FRIDAY (now)....

(Carried over from yestiddy) I'm splitting listings up between "What's going on" and "Where I'll (likely) be"...in case that makes a difference for you in your planning process. If it does and if you want to acknowledge I make THAT big an impact on whether you have a good time or not let me know if you'd like to "sponsor" an aimlessly wandering soul who'd like more freedom to
sleep "be creative" and drink "ponder life's great truths". Contact me here on Facesbook and let me know your proposed sponsorship "level".

Now, without further ado...

What's Going On

East Village -
  • The Hose is host to FRISKY DISCO (cute masks, boys!) and DJ Aaron Elvis James' one hour mash-up set, hence this edition is aptly dubbed "Mashopolous". Go-go and Del Rio, too.

  • Mr. Karff begins his birthday celebrations tonight at HE'S A REBEL at Nowhere. Guest DJ Kevington joins him on the decks.

Where I'll (well...there's at least a 50% chance) Be

West Village -
  • I'll stop in for a guzzle at Gusto's nozzle courtesy of Mr. Williamson but it won't be a PRE-GAME affair for me...I'll likely be headed to a movie instead of a wild night out. We shall see. (Famous last words...)

SATURDAY...

What's Going On

Flatiron District -
  • Mr. Geller oversees a lavish brunching situation at 230 Fifth's CHAMPAGNE PARTY BRUNCH today and Sunday and every Saturday and Sunday. Get into the "Liquored Up French Toast". I have a feeling it won't be the only one... I'd be here but I've got to get the laundry done this morning and jet to Long Island City (reason below).
Carroll Gardens -
  • Gay Rugby star (and South Brooklyn gay-terrati), Mr. Maschi, is hosting a BROOKLYN RUGBY End of Season Fundraiser at P.J. Hanley's (adjoining South Brooklyn Pizza, home of "Fondle" gay Monday nights). $35 gets you food and beer and a warm fuzzy from being an athletic supporter (I'm assuming all who are reading this are men. If not and you're a woman, it's only $25 for that fuzz).
DUMBO -
  • Galapagos Art Space hosts a Mr. Sosa creation: FLOATING KABARETTE with Narcissister, Adam & Mia, Jenny Rocha and Her Painted Ladies, Anya and free haircuts all night long!
Lower East Side -
  • Ms. Montoya (my promotion "house" daughter. LOL) and Mr. Galindo invite you to hear Mr. Travolta spin ALL NIGHT LONG at 105 Rivington. I'm remembering the days of Preservation Loft Society soirees. Anyone with me? Anyone?
East Village -
  • Mr. Cote moves his BUDDIES party to Saturday night for once. Come see what sort of "buddy" you can find on a Saturday night as opposed to a Tuesday one...
Hell's Town -
  • Mr. Studmuffin joins a slew of party people hosting La Vasquez' (shout out to MP) NOTORIOUS Birthday Bash. Apparently this is THE party to hear what makes a Junior party a Junior party. If you're curious.

Where I'll (well...there's at least a 50% chance) Be

Long Island City -
  • Christy Love and W. Jeremy a/k/a HOUSE OF STANK will be knockin' 'em dead at P.S. 1 this afternoon (approx. 4-6). You would WANT...!!
East Village -
  • Mr. Smith is back from the town of P and joins Mr. Anders for yet another gloriously debauched ROCKET, with the sure hands of Ron Like Hell on the needle. I'll be here early and for just a moment before I DASH to...
Fashion Flatiron District! -
  • Yes, yes...mr. Black has moved YET AGAIN! It's now at the Room Service space (35 East 21st btwn Bway and Park Ave. South). Tai and I are helping break it in by guest-hosting the first TUBWAY at the new location. Come over after serving it and getting 10s across the boards (I'm looking at YOU, Mr. Mason) at the LATEX BALL (Roseland) or ROCKET (The Hose). Or wherever you would be before you come to the Black. Wherever it is that you give what you give the way you GIVE it! You know.

SUNDAY...

What's Going On

West Village -
  • Mr. Williamson advises WAKE UP BITCH! And Eat Something...especially if you've got the hangover I tend to have on a Sunday. Two price levels for brunch, one for drinkers ($35 for unlimited mimosas, bloodies, wine or prosecco and two courses) and one for those who practice moderation...or have damaged their liver the night before ($20 for one drink and two courses).
Coney Island -
  • There are a few Sunday tea events in the summer that carry on the old Body & Soul tradition (in my opinion). Interestingly enough (?) they're all outside. And no, I'm not talking ASCENSION. One of them is every Sunday on the boardwalk in Coney Island. This week's event is a special BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION for DJ Louie Gorbea. Get in.
Financial District -
  • Speaking of Body & Soul, a third of the DJ trio from that august gathering spins his popular 718 Sessions at Santos tonight.
Lower East Side -
  • Kingdom gets DDARKK at Home Sweet Home on Chrystie. Join him you dark thing.


Where I'll (well...there's at least a 50% chance) Be

Carroll Gardens -
  • Here's another of the outdoor Sunday "teas" I'm feeling...and the one I'm planning to attend: SUNDAY BEST. This week with Tim Sweeney. I really live for this party!

West Soho -
  • Desi and Lady (who will be swooping down after her gig at the new moved Josh Wood Sunday party formerly known as Ono and now known as (Roof)TOP at Hudson Terrace) dance the night away down in their disco dungeon at VANDAM.


ONGOING...

West Village -
  • Mr. McGovern's performing his GLAAD Award nominated one-man show DIRTY STUFF five times in August at the Actor's Playhouse as part of the Fringe Festival. One man, multiple personalities. You won't be able to look away! Buy tickets NOW!
Park Avenue -
  • SUMMER STREETS takes over Park Avenue and connecting streets from Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park (76th Street) the next three Saturdays - making it a pedestrian and biking mall.
Chelsea -
  • NAKED (and SIZE MATTERS) are two shows at Paul Kasmin Gallery 'til Sept. 19th that you'll want to see...well, if not both, you'll definitely want to see one.

***Special Note (Week 3)***

Paul Vitale is living upstate for the summer and is using his time to raise money for medical research on Alzheimer's Disease. He's going to walk the Memory Walk on September 26th and run the Rochester Half-Marathon and is raising donations through both at his DONATION PAGE he's created to make it easy for us all. Visit soon and help him meet his goal.

Oh! Final note: Look me up on the book o' face where I also post these listings (via notes) and where you can see all the lovely people whose names I've bolded above tagged in the note.

-d-

It's All Happening Here...

THURSDAY (now)....

I'm splitting listings up between "What's going on" and "Where I'll (likely) be"...in case that makes a difference for you. If it does and you'd like to "sponsor" an aimlessly wandering soul who'd like more freedom to "be creative" and "
drink ponder life's great truths" contact me here with your proposed sponsorship "level".


Lo, without further ado -

What's Going On

Coney Island -
  • The big story tonight, of course, is BLONDIE, Pat Benatar and The Donnas' free concert. All the children are trekking out to enjoy!
Lower East Side -
  • Mr. Prentice celebrates his 28th birthday at VAMP: Xanadu 3000 with more trannies then you can shake an implant at!

P-Town -
  • Up Massachusetts way, Mr. Smith welcomes one-half of SPANK! and guest DJ Sean B. to play some extra large, extra long, extra deep 12" Disco. Mrs. Smith (of whom Ryan is the progeny) is a special guest.


Where I'll (well...there's at least a 50% chance) Be

East Village -
  • Much beloved Nowhere and Phoenix bartender, River celebrates his birthday tonight at PHOENIX in denim shorts...or with denim shorts...or during denim shorts?...unclear. Regardless, he leaves on vacation tomorrow morning so come see him off! Happy Birthday, River!
Williamsburg -
  • Tangle (a/k/a Mr. Clayton) has put together a fun fundraiser for his next movie - a lesbian vampire, destined to be cult film shot in Manhattan and Brooklyn - with host Harriet Halloway and DJs JoJo Americo and Justin Strauss. Trailers for the movie to be shown over the course of the night and a show at midnight. VAMPIRE RIOTS...Come out and support burgeoning art, people! (Are you seeing a theme in this weekend's note? Track it, Sherlock)

  • A hop, skip and a jump down the street, Chauncey D launches a new monthly bear DANCE party (he's psyched to give you beats to throw down to on an ACTUAL dance floor!) at Hugs. He wants to give you BEAR HUGS...Can you resist?
DUMBO -
  • A new gay party in DUMBO with the Hetrick-Martin Institute (Harvey Milk High School) and DJ Nomi from Hercules and Love Affair...and the name makes me hungry! GUMBO at the new Galapagos Art Space. Free Haircuts all night! Say hello to Mr. Sosa, Galapagos' new Director of Programming while you're there.
LOOKING AHEAD to the weekend...

Flatiron District! -
  • Yes, yes...mr. Black has moved YET AGAIN!...and is now at the space formerly known as Room Service (35 East 21st btwn Bway and Park Ave. South). Tai and I are helping break in the new space guest-hosting the first TUBWAY at the new location. Come over after serving it and getting 10s across the boards at the Latex Ball OR Rocket (The Hose). You know you give it wherever you go!
ONGOING...

Park Avenue -
  • SUMMER STREETS takes over Park Avenue and connecting streets from Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park (76th Street) the next three Saturdays - making it a pedestrian and biking mall.
Chelsea -
  • NAKED (and SIZE MATTERS) are two shows at Paul Kasmin Gallery 'til Sept. 19th that you'll want to see...well, if not both, you'll definitely want to see one.

***Special Note (Week 3)***

Paul Vitale is living upstate for the summer and is using his time to raise money for medical research on Alzheimer's Disease. He's going to walk the Memory Walk on September 26th and run the Rochester Half-Marathon and is raising donations through both at his DONATION PAGE he's created to make it easy for us all. Visit soon and help him meet his goal.

Complete listings for the weekend, tomorrow...


-d-

August 13, 2009

Seekers Anonymous


What's Twitter got to do with it? This SLATE article posits a fascinating reason that's not only plausible, but also somehow relieving...

Desperately seeking...?

So...freakin'...frightening

really? REALLY??

August 12, 2009

Love...









Need Help?

It's funny SCARY cuz it's true!!

I am really starting to wonder what the hell's happening in this country. I thought the craziness during the last election was just business-as-usual, but I had grown up and was more participatory than before, and therefore it seemed different. I thought Obama's election and the transference of power from one party to the other went relatively smoothly. Then the whole financial crisis struck and the surrealism of governmental actions, news reports relating to those actions and the reactions of "America" or "concerned Americans" (as reported via the same media outlets) to all of this, right up to the current healthcare reform hysteria, is making me feel a little crazy myself! I'm to the point where I'm almost convinced we're all nuts (and by "we" I mean, all of you!)!!

The following articles aren't helping to lay my fears to rest:

American Fascism?

Rise of Violent Militias? (Sure, it's Gawker, but still...)

Um...REALLY?!?! A gun? Worn to a townhall meeting strapped to your thigh? Not a threat? Oh OK!...Then what is it?

The comments, as ever, are fun reads.

If any one needs me, I'll be actively avoiding any thought of the peril that may await me and my loved ones in a Fascist (or anything remotely close...i.e. - what we live in now) America by partying it up irresponsibly. Seems the most logical thing to do at a time like this...

August 7, 2009

Weekender

***Special Note (Week 2)***

Paul Vitale is living upstate for the summer and is using his time to raise money for medical research on Alzheimer's Disease. He's going to walk the Memory Walk on September 26th and run the Rochester Half-Marathon and is raising donations through both at his Donation Page
he's created to make it easy for us all. Visit soon and help him meet his goal.

FRIDAY...

West Village -
  • Start the weekend with Mr. Williamson for some civilized cocktails and conversation (in direct proportion to the number of the former consumed). Hit Gusto for your PRE-GAME. No matter what you drink, though, keep it cute! Russ remembers all...and there's a good chance you'll see him later in the weekend...
Chelsea -
  • Mr. Valin and DeMarko invite you to have your KAKE and eat it (all?...out?) too. Join them in the basement of the Chelsea Hotel.
East Village -
  • Astro Erle, Cody Ravioli and crew celebrate the one year anniversary of SALON BORDELLO with hors d'ouevres from 8-10pm! Classy bitches!

  • Carmine/DJ Big Ragoo's CLEAN is just around the corner at Lucky Cheng's Voodoo Lounge. Mr. Dailey and Mr. Ralston co-host so you know "clean" is relative (I mean that in the nicest way, of course, boys!).
Williamsbergendurgen -
  • Mr. Furlong loves THE BUNKER at Public Assembly. This week, MUTEK present Musique RIsquee Showcase in the back room.
Fashion District -
  • Give Daddy (a/k/a Johnny Dynell) some love for his birthday at GARY 49. The SPANK boys join him to...well, you know (they're hand's are gonna be SORE!). Happy Birthday, Daddy!

SATURDAY...

Carroll Gardens -
  • B.E.M.F. - (Brooklyn Electronic Music Festival) is at the Old American Can Factory today, literally just down the block from me. Live sets from 30 something(?) DJs - including the Juan Maclean - and an open beer bar from 4-6pm.



Red Hook -
  • Join the boys in the park to watch a little GOLDEN GIRLS and raise some money for SAGE (Senior Action in a Gay Environment).
Lower East Side -
  • For your queer live music experience, hit the monthly QXBXRX
East Village -
  • It's that time of the month...PLANET ZiZMOR 4 is back at The Hose for another dance-off to space dizco. We're gonna BRING IT with the costumes this time...I'm actually scared. Be ready!



SUNDAY...

West Village -
  • Mr. Williamson hosts a sumptuous brunch at Centro Vinoteca with two pre-fixe options: $35 for you lushes or $20 for those who practice moderation, both include two courses. Just make sure you drop his name at the door or hit him up before you get there to take advantage of this special menu. So...WAKE UP BITCH! (and eat something)
Carroll Gardens -
  • BKLYN Yard hosts Motor City Drum Ensemble this week at SUNDAY BEST. After BEMF on Saturday, Brooklyn is getting more than its fair share of amazing DJ performances this weekend. Don't Sleep!
East Village -
  • Make your mom happy (potentially) and go to SUNDAY SCHOOL...Broke Straight Boys Edition *ahem*.
Governors Island -
  • Ricardo's your contact for the guest list for VICTOR CALDERONE live on Governors Island.
Meatpacking District -
  • This Sunday may be a bit confusing, but I'm gonna try and clear it up.

    Much of the usual crowd at GARDEN OF ONO is moving uptown for a new party at Hudson Terrace - (ROOF)TOP. Ladyfag, Malik So Chic and Matt Tratner continue as hosts with Junior Vasquez DJing and Claudio Braz added to the hosting mix.

    Back at The Gansevoort, however, Jordan Fox and I hold down the fort as construction continues (and the liquor pours).

    SO...if your eye is easily attracted by all that's shiny and new, head up for a drink and a dance with my lovely Lady and crew. On the other hand (or additionally? Hey...it's a long night and I'm right on your way!), if you're all about an easy, relaxing time in a great location where you can bask in the sun and enjoy this great weather, come get a drink from the handsome Mr. Grimm and find me on the patio (or vice versa. there's likely to be pitchers involved!).


East Village -
  • Keeping it real Eastside style, Mr. Sparber, Mr. T and Ms. Simpson are the remedy (or the source) of your LOVE HANGOVER.
West Soho -
  • As always, join Lady and Desi down at VANDAM for a truly great Sunday night time...now with DJ Will!

MONDAY (now)...

West Village -
  • Mr. Duman is recruiting. Tonight is open play at BIG APPLE DODGEBALL so come try it out and potentially play for his team.

Carroll Gardens –
  • Mr. Schmich is back and forth between bar and waiter, but - with your support - is looking to take the bar full-time and make FONDLE his own (so to speak). Fondle or be fondled every Monday at South Brooklyn Pizza.

ONGOING...

Park Avenue -
  • SUMMER STREETS takes over Park Avenue and connecting streets from Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park (76th Street) the next three Saturdays - making it a pedestrian and biking mall.
Chelsea -
  • NAKED (and SIZE MATTERS) are two shows at Paul Kasmin Gallery 'til Sept. 19th that you'll want to see...well, if not both, you'll definitely want to see one.


-d-

August 5, 2009

Manhattan Airport West

MUG says it's a hoax, and it definitely smacks of an absurdist joke, BUT the website is REALLY complete and barely HINTS at anything funny/sarcastic. Could these people be for real??

MANHATTAN AIRPORT a/k/a bulldoze central park.

August 3, 2009

The Long and Short of It

MONDAY (now)...

Carroll Gardens -
  • Mere steps from my home (don't stalk me!), FONDLE takes place every Monday night at South Brooklyn Pizza. Mr. Schmich serves it up. A group of first-timers are hitting it up with a surprise visit tonight. Come with and de-virginize yourself!


TUESDAY...

Hell's Kitchen -
  • Mr. Williamson is at it again. His RUSSKI BUSINESS at Vlada puts potatoes to good use.Mr. Grimm serves the fruits and Angelique Ali gives you a show
Chelsea -
  • Mr. Braun is entangled in tango and wants to ensnare you, too! Join him at Chelsea Studios tonight for a free session of OPEN ROLE TANGO. Your choice, ladies...which'll you be?
East Village -
  • A "Cote" of...er...a different color?, THIS Mr. Cote hosts a weekly Tuesday party at Nowhere Bar called BUDDIES. Music enthusiasists and lovers of stout take note.

WEDNESDAY...

...is CHOCK-a-BLOCK!

Soho -
  • Jeremy Kost, Ladyfag (fresh back from London) and big fashion alight at SALON GRANDE at the Soho Grand.
West Soho? -
Billyburg -
  • Pony dishes it out while Corey TuT plays with your levels at HUGS & HEIFERS - the only country you'll need...this week.
Clinton Hill -
  • Mr. Cambeiro wants your wiener. Head to Sweet Revenge for THE WIENER ROAST. Maybe bring your estranged ex...though I think it's more about fun than about either of the r words.
East Village -
  • DJ Big Ragoo (a/k/a Carmine) is busier and busier. Two parties this week bear his imprint. Tonight, drink up at your namesake party, LUSH ("whaaaat?! You don't know me!?") at Nowhere Bar.


THURSDAY...

Tribeca -
  • COREY TUT is also working a double-billing this week with a special live, acoustic set at Uncle Mike's (generously sharing the bill with two other guys...cuz he's THAT nice!)

FRIDAY...

East Village -
  • Astro Erle, Cody Ravioli and crew celebrate the one year anniversary of SALON BORDELLO with hors d'oeuvres and cocktails!

  • Just around the corner (it's the same building, even), Carmine's getting CLEAN. Mr. Dailey and Mr. Ralston enable him. See the debacle!
Williamsbergendurgen -
  • Mr. Furlong's passion these days...well one of the bigger...THE BUNKER books a full bill of great DJs at Public Assembly every Friday. Catch them this Friday to warm up for B.E.M.P. (See below).

LOOKING FORWARD...

Carroll Gardens -
  • Literally down my block...B.E.M.P. - Brooklyn Electronic Music Festival goes all day Saturday (August 8th) and boasts an amazing (and extensive) line-up of DJs (The Juan Maclean!).
East Village -
  • Don't stay too long tho, cuz it's time - once again - to visit the groovy PLANET ZiZMOR with your intergalactic companions Alon, Idan and crew (including me!). Saturday, August 8th.
Park Avenue -
  • For the next three Saturdays, Park Avenue and connecting streets from Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park will be closed to motorists and turned over to cyclists, runners, skaters/rollerbladers and pedestrians for SUMMER STREETS. Bike-sharing is part of it! Check the website for details.

ONGOING...
  • A power-duo of exhibits at Paul Kasmin Gallery runs July 9th - Sept. 18th. NAKED in the front and HUNG...sorry...SIZE MATTERS in the back give you plenty to peruse.


***Special Note***

Prodigal Son (ok, ok...I'm being dramatic)
Paul Vitale is living upstate for the summer and is using his time to raise money for medical research on Alzheimer's Disease. He's going to walk the Memory Walk and run the Rochester Half-Marathon and has created a Donation Page to make it easy to donate to the cause. Visit and help him meet his fundraising goal.

-d-